Hehehehehehe!
One thing for sure is I will be using my turn signals and checking my license plate light as I go thru Trenton.
And, Sarge, I don't really drive that Unimog around, its somebody else.
The DUI rules are ridiculous. Most people drive fine with a couple of beers in them. But you could pull over people at 2AM and half of them would fail the test.
Look, I don't drink and drive either. I had to learn the hard way and haven't had a drink in 17 years 4 months and 10 days to be exact. But lots of experience has taught me that the police aren't always right but they usually think they are right. I'm sure you are always fair Sarge, but we don't all live in Trenton. In Cincinnati, if you admit to even one beer, you are gonna blow. Trusting the officer who has you in the street is not the best plan, unless its Sarge who pulled you over of course.