Bengal Jokes

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Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the
Super Bowl?

A: The Cincinnati Bengals.



Q: What do the Bengals and Billy Graham have in common?

A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus
Christ."



Q: How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengal out of your yard?

A: Put up a scarecrow dressed as a Cincinnati Police Officer.




Q: Where do you go in Cincinnati in case of a tornado?

A: To Paul Brown Stadium - they never get a touchdown there.



Q: What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.



Q: What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a
dollar bill?

A: You can still get four good quarters out of a dollar bill.



Q: What do the Cincinnati Bengals and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.