Bengal Jokes

Stang849 · 10-31-2007, 04:11 PM

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the
Super Bowl?

A: The Cincinnati Bengals.

Q: What do the Bengals and Billy Graham have in common?

A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus
Christ."

Q: How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengal out of your yard?

A: Put up a scarecrow dressed as a Cincinnati Police Officer.

Q: Where do you go in Cincinnati in case of a tornado?

A: To Paul Brown Stadium - they never get a touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.

Q: What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a
dollar bill?

A: You can still get four good quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Cincinnati Bengals and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

10-31-2007, 04:11 PM	#1
Stang849 Stinkin Bastige Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Anderson Twp. Posts: 178 Images: 236	Bengal Jokes Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The Cincinnati Bengals. Q: What do the Bengals and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ." Q: How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengal out of your yard? A: Put up a scarecrow dressed as a Cincinnati Police Officer. Q: Where do you go in Cincinnati in case of a tornado? A: To Paul Brown Stadium - they never get a touchdown there. Q: What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a Super Bowl ring? A: A thief. Q: What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four good quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: What do the Cincinnati Bengals and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.