You hit what?

Aquaman · 03-08-2008, 04:43 AM

I rear ended 2 (sorry if this is not PC) Mexican gentlemen... I hopped out and started to call the police on my cell phone. They hopped out speaking a bunch of spanish curse words I'm pretty sure. I said POLICE, they got in their car and booked it out of there. I had at the time one of those double tube front bumpers. It took out both of their taillights and put a good crease in the trunk of their car. Didn't even knock the dirt off of my bumper. If they were only licensed, insured, and LEGAL I would have been paying to fix their pos car.

Kargomaster... Are you talking about the same Boomhauer that I am thinking? Sure sounds like him!:)

4RunnerAdam · 03-08-2008, 08:59 AM

I hit 2 little girls on her bike with my 4Runner.

Technically she hit me. I was getting ready to pull out of my driveway, and she was riding a bike with another little girl on the handlebars. She rode in front of me, and her handlebars got caught on my fog lights (they stuck out about an inch) and they both went down. They were fine, they werent going fast or anything. I felt SOOOO bad that I had to follow them home and explain to her mother what happened.

Then this one time coming home at night, I was turning left on my street, and I guess I did not see the car on my street at the stop sign getting ready to turn right. I clipped her front end with my tire and ripped her headlight out. It was an old ratty POS of a car. I gave her $100 cash and said sorry.

Mudstud · 03-08-2008, 09:19 AM

Teenager in highschool, I met some friends at drive-in on S.R.128 south of hamilton. Did some heavy partying and met some girls who lived in Cleaves. Left drive-in early AM and headed south on 128 at a high rate of speed(showing off for the girls). Just as we were entering Miamitown we lost control and pinballed of the guardrail two times, spun around backwards and slamed into the bank at 128 and Harrison Ave. In just a few minutes Cops came from every direction, surrounded the bank and drew there weapons and ordered everyone to the ground, not knowing we were in an accident, but thought we were robbing the bank. Needless to say, there was no "Getting Lucky" that night!

scarface · 03-08-2008, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Mudstud

Needless to say, there was no "Getting Lucky" that night!

Damn, I thought girls liked it when boys caused "trouble"

JeffK5 · 03-08-2008, 09:54 AM

Hit a washer/dryer combo going about 40 mph , damn rotten old man

Every morning I would scatter his neatly piled leaves he had racked the day before to the curb for the city crew, he got back at me by neatly hiding the old wash/dry in a extra big and enticing leaf target.

He got a giant mess in front of his house and I learned a lesson....we called it a draw!

carwash · 03-08-2008, 09:56 AM

hey brad.... arent' you forgetting the encounter your un-manned railbuggy had with you, and your neighbor's house?

KargoMaster · 03-08-2008, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Aquaman

Kargomaster... Are you talking about the same Boomhauer that I am thinking? Sure sounds like him!:)

IS there any other Boomhauer... I'm sure that every wheeler has had an "encounter" with Boomie...

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Originally Posted by carwash

hey brad.... arent' you forgetting the encounter your un-manned railbuggy had with you, and your neighbor's house?

Far better told around a campfire... or at least in person. Here's the short version... In the course of 4 seconds or less, I ran myself over twice with an un-manned rail (~1200#), it then crashed a fence (quite flimsy fence, and even more-so when the rail went through) and hit (only chipping the wood slightly) a deck on my neighbor's house... (he laughed histerically when I told him, and told me that I should be happy it wasn't the Jeep... which was quite accurate)

Also excluded are my stories of all things trailer-ish...

scarface · 03-09-2008, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by KargoMaster

Also excluded are my stories of all things trailer-ish...

Although I'm sure you have had worse experiences, the whole truck jack knifing in the middle of delhi ave was an interesting experience. Luckily nothing was damaged/destroyed

itbrokeagain · 03-09-2008, 03:10 PM

Well I was going down Tealtown just past the Nature center and a mini van came left of center and hit me almost head on. Bent my rim, bent my bumper, destroyed my fender and bent my leaf spring into that nice S shape that everyone gave me crap about for so long. Put my spare on and drove home. Totalled the van.

My trailer was hit twice with my Jeep on it so I guess that counts too.

Got home late one night and parked on the street. That night a drunk driver clipped the left rear of the trailer and ripped both left tires off the trailer then went back out on the road and parked on top of a huge landscape rock in the neighbors yard.

Another time I was on AA and it went from 2 lanes to 1 lane. I got cut off and had to put the Jeep and trailer into the guard rail. Thats a great thing to happen when you are 1½ hours from home.

03-08-2008, 09:19 AM	#3
Mudstud Treasurer Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Trenton, Ohio Posts: 126 Images: 9	Teenager in highschool, I met some friends at drive-in on S.R.128 south of hamilton. Did some heavy partying and met some girls who lived in Cleaves. Left drive-in early AM and headed south on 128 at a high rate of speed(showing off for the girls). Just as we were entering Miamitown we lost control and pinballed of the guardrail two times, spun around backwards and slamed into the bank at 128 and Harrison Ave. In just a few minutes Cops came from every direction, surrounded the bank and drew there weapons and ordered everyone to the ground, not knowing we were in an accident, but thought we were robbing the bank. Needless to say, there was no "Getting Lucky" that night! __________________

03-08-2008, 09:56 AM	#6
carwash pimpin' IS easy Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Union, KY Posts: 3,344 Images: 605	hey brad.... arent' you forgetting the encounter your un-manned railbuggy had with you, and your neighbor's house? __________________

03-09-2008, 03:10 PM	#9
itbrokeagain Just Empty Every Pocket - CORE Member - Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Amelia Posts: 1,435	Well I was going down Tealtown just past the Nature center and a mini van came left of center and hit me almost head on. Bent my rim, bent my bumper, destroyed my fender and bent my leaf spring into that nice S shape that everyone gave me crap about for so long. Put my spare on and drove home. Totalled the van. My trailer was hit twice with my Jeep on it so I guess that counts too. Got home late one night and parked on the street. That night a drunk driver clipped the left rear of the trailer and ripped both left tires off the trailer then went back out on the road and parked on top of a huge landscape rock in the neighbors yard. Another time I was on AA and it went from 2 lanes to 1 lane. I got cut off and had to put the Jeep and trailer into the guard rail. Thats a great thing to happen when you are 1½ hours from home. __________________ 91 fj 80 on 37 Nitto Muds with a 10k winch. Cage and sliders coming soon.

03-08-2008, 04:43 AM	#1
Aquaman Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Richmond, KY Posts: 54	I rear ended 2 (sorry if this is not PC) Mexican gentlemen... I hopped out and started to call the police on my cell phone. They hopped out speaking a bunch of spanish curse words I'm pretty sure. I said POLICE, they got in their car and booked it out of there. I had at the time one of those double tube front bumpers. It took out both of their taillights and put a good crease in the trunk of their car. Didn't even knock the dirt off of my bumper. If they were only licensed, insured, and LEGAL I would have been paying to fix their pos car. Kargomaster... Are you talking about the same Boomhauer that I am thinking? Sure sounds like him!:)

03-08-2008, 08:59 AM	#2
4RunnerAdam Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: near eastgate mall Posts: 171	I hit 2 little girls on her bike with my 4Runner. Technically she hit me. I was getting ready to pull out of my driveway, and she was riding a bike with another little girl on the handlebars. She rode in front of me, and her handlebars got caught on my fog lights (they stuck out about an inch) and they both went down. They were fine, they werent going fast or anything. I felt SOOOO bad that I had to follow them home and explain to her mother what happened. Then this one time coming home at night, I was turning left on my street, and I guess I did not see the car on my street at the stop sign getting ready to turn right. I clipped her front end with my tire and ripped her headlight out. It was an old ratty POS of a car. I gave her $100 cash and said sorry.

03-08-2008, 09:54 AM	#5
JeffK5 Tiny Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Colerain Posts: 798	Hit a washer/dryer combo going about 40 mph , damn rotten old man Every morning I would scatter his neatly piled leaves he had racked the day before to the curb for the city crew, he got back at me by neatly hiding the old wash/dry in a extra big and enticing leaf target. He got a giant mess in front of his house and I learned a lesson....we called it a draw!