Bengal Jokes

GPER · 11-04-2007, 07:18 PM

That is too funny, but they are true

thanks

Stang849 · 11-08-2007, 09:59 AM

CINCINNATI (AP) - A seven-year-old Cincinnati, Ohio, boy was at the
center of a Cincinnati courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged
a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody
to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.

When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Cincinnati Bengals, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Who Dey!

carwash · 11-08-2007, 10:22 AM

ran a little long... but funny.

Stang849 · 11-08-2007, 01:02 PM

I didn't write the thing, I just posted it!!!

muddinredneck513 · 11-27-2007, 09:33 PM

B-bout
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G-got
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L-last
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11-08-2007, 10:22 AM	#3
carwash pimpin' IS easy Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Union, KY Posts: 3,344 Images: 605	ran a little long... but funny. __________________

11-04-2007, 07:18 PM	#1
GPER Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Kettering, Ohio Posts: 811	That is too funny, but they are true thanks

11-08-2007, 09:59 AM	#2
Stang849 Stinkin Bastige Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Anderson Twp. Posts: 178 Images: 236	CINCINNATI (AP) - A seven-year-old Cincinnati, Ohio, boy was at the center of a Cincinnati courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Cincinnati Bengals, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. Who Dey!

11-08-2007, 01:02 PM	#4
Stang849 Stinkin Bastige Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Anderson Twp. Posts: 178 Images: 236	I didn't write the thing, I just posted it!!!

11-27-2007, 09:33 PM	#5
muddinredneck513 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: hamilton,oh Posts: 184	B-bout E-every N-nig*** G-got A-arrested L-last S-season