Bengal Jokes

Stang849 · 10-31-2007, 04:11 PM

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the
Super Bowl?

A: The Cincinnati Bengals.

Q: What do the Bengals and Billy Graham have in common?

A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus
Christ."

Q: How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengal out of your yard?

A: Put up a scarecrow dressed as a Cincinnati Police Officer.

Q: Where do you go in Cincinnati in case of a tornado?

A: To Paul Brown Stadium - they never get a touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.

Q: What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a
dollar bill?

A: You can still get four good quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Cincinnati Bengals and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

kyrel69 · 10-31-2007, 04:21 PM

Hybrid · 11-04-2007, 02:09 PM

Haha

94Dodge Truggy · 11-04-2007, 07:29 PM

Good ones!

GPER · 11-04-2007, 08:18 PM

That is too funny, but they are true

thanks

Stang849 · 11-08-2007, 10:59 AM

CINCINNATI (AP) - A seven-year-old Cincinnati, Ohio, boy was at the
center of a Cincinnati courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged
a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody
to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.

When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Cincinnati Bengals, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Who Dey!

carwash · 11-08-2007, 11:22 AM

ran a little long... but funny.

Stang849 · 11-08-2007, 02:02 PM

I didn't write the thing, I just posted it!!!

muddinredneck513 · 11-27-2007, 10:33 PM

B-bout
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10-31-2007, 04:11 PM	#1
Stang849 Stinkin Bastige Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Anderson Twp. Posts: 178 Images: 236	Bengal Jokes Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The Cincinnati Bengals. Q: What do the Bengals and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ." Q: How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengal out of your yard? A: Put up a scarecrow dressed as a Cincinnati Police Officer. Q: Where do you go in Cincinnati in case of a tornado? A: To Paul Brown Stadium - they never get a touchdown there. Q: What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a Super Bowl ring? A: A thief. Q: What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four good quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: What do the Cincinnati Bengals and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

11-04-2007, 02:09 PM	#3
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carwash pimpin' IS easy Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Union, KY Posts: 3,344 Images: 605	ran a little long... but funny. __________________

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94Dodge Truggy EX-Vice President Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Fairfield, Ohio Posts: 3,048	Good ones!

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GPER Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Kettering, Ohio Posts: 811	That is too funny, but they are true thanks

11-08-2007, 10:59 AM	#6
Stang849 Stinkin Bastige Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Anderson Twp. Posts: 178 Images: 236	CINCINNATI (AP) - A seven-year-old Cincinnati, Ohio, boy was at the center of a Cincinnati courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Cincinnati Bengals, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. Who Dey!

11-08-2007, 02:02 PM	#8
Stang849 Stinkin Bastige Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Anderson Twp. Posts: 178 Images: 236	I didn't write the thing, I just posted it!!!

11-27-2007, 10:33 PM	#9
muddinredneck513 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: hamilton,oh Posts: 184	B-bout E-every N-nig*** G-got A-arrested L-last S-season