First time horseback rider...

tjjeepjeep · 09-24-2009, 05:37 PM

A 30-year-old blonde decides to try horseback riding for the first time. With no lessons, nor prior experience, she mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune..... Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse. And you thought all they did was say Hello.

I would like to point out that I'm not 30 (or even close) and the blond isn't natural..So no, this is not a actual event... and I stole the joke from GotMudd's board.

Coppertop · 09-25-2009, 04:25 PM

That's funny you had me convinced....

Girl so your close to 30.. It's okay we still love ya.:p

Nick

09-24-2009, 05:37 PM	#1
tjjeepjeep Just tired Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Hamilton, OH Posts: 2,213 Images: 2212	First time horseback rider... A 30-year-old blonde decides to try horseback riding for the first time. With no lessons, nor prior experience, she mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune..... Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse. And you thought all they did was say Hello. I would like to point out that I'm not 30 (or even close) and the blond isn't natural..So no, this is not a actual event... and I stole the joke from GotMudd's board. __________________ I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile........then walk into a pole.

09-25-2009, 04:25 PM	#2
Coppertop XJWHEELING Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Colerain Township Posts: 837	That's funny you had me convinced.... Girl so your close to 30.. It's okay we still love ya.:p Nick __________________ Just a 200 dollar cherokee that wouldn't start .. Ten years later same chrome grille ..